Only in America, do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America……do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke!
Only in America……do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America……do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and! put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America……do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America……do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.
Only in America……do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Now that hopefully you’ve smiled at least once, here is an only in America on a more serious note… Only in America do Muslims get their own Holiday Season stamp, as we are still fighting in Iraq and healing from 911… Yet our government today can’t even dream of posting the ten commandments or the word God on federal property without being taken to court?!? How ironic is that?? Talk about bad timing… Hello????