Explanation of Life

THE EXPLANATION OF LIFE

On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the  door
of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will  give
you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That’s too long to be
barking. Give me ten years and  I’ll give you back the other ten." So God
agreed.

   On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain
people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I’ll give you a twenty-year life span."


     The monkey said, "How boring. Monkey tricks for twenty years? I
don’t think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that’s what I’ll do too, okay?"
And God agreed.

     On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to
the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have
calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of
 sixty years."

   The cow said, "That’s kind of a tough life you want me to live
for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I’ll give back the other forty."
And  God
agreed again.

   On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play,
marry and enjoy your life. I’ll give you twenty years."

     Man said, "What? Only twenty years?! Tell you what, I’ll take
My twenty, and the forty the cow gave back and the ten the monkey gave back
and  the ten the dog gave back…that makes eighty, okay?"

     "Okay", said God, "You’ve got a deal."

   So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and
enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support
our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch  and
bark at everyone.

   Life has now been explained to you !

 

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About Ask Marion

I am a babyboomer and empty nester who savors every moment of my past and believes that it is the responsibility of each of us in my generation and Americans in general to make sure that America is as good or even a better place for future generations as it was for us. So far... we haven't done very well!! Favorite Quotes: "The first 50 years are to build and acquire; the second 50 are to leave your legacy"; "Do something that scares you every day!"; "The journey in between what you once were and who you are becoming is where the dance of life really takes place".
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